Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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