I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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nutella sex= disaster
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Couch. On fire.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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