YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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