Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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