FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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