C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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