nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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