So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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