no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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