He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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