Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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