i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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