Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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