Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize