Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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