I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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