Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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