I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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