seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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