My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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