3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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go home
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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