the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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