why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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