I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
