so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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