I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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