okay pat passed out under dana's car
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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