I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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