Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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