i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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