carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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