I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
wow bdsm is so cute
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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