That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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