you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Every concussion has its silver lining
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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