I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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