She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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