that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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