he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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