Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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