Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
did you just send me my own nude
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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