Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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