Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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