im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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