Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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