singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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i think we sleep fucked last night...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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