he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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