You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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