i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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