Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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