My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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