Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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