You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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