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I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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