I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
