I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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