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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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