i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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